I’m trying to build an edge so sometimes at work I’ll leave my laptop open on an article titled How To Open your Third Offshore Bank Account in the Cayman Islands.

F  14 St  Manhattan
–12 19

This city might never sleepbut I’m a downright nuisanceif I don’t get a solid 9 and a half.

F  Jay St  Brooklyn
–06 19

Riddle me this, Who is it that cabbies are always chit-chatting with and how can I get my friends to listen to me that much?

B  Atlantic Av Brooklyn
–11 19

I told him I loved him. And had for a while. It was terrifying. But you know what? I feel great about it. I mean, I’d feel way fucking better if he felt the same way, but I can’t control that. I can only control me. And for the first timein a long time I feel great about me.

Washington Square Park   Manhattan
–05 19

Every Sunday my niece and I watch a terrible movie together. The only two requirements are neither of us has seen it and it’s less than 10% on Rotten Tomatoes. It started 3 years ago when we watched Waterworld thinking it was a documentary on global warming. Up this Sunday is Gigli. It's going to be great. It's the highlight of my week.

G  Greenpoint Ave  Brooklyn
–10 18

If I thought I was original before, Gmail autocomplete has certainly put that to rest.

L  Bedford Av  Brooklyn
–01 19

I used to love going through revolving doors. Now they just slow me down.

4  Wall St  Manhattan
–10 18

I think you’re mistaking me for someone who gives a shit.

A  Nostrand Ave  Brooklyn
–01 19

I’m throwing an election result viewing party tonight but no one’s going to come because I didn’t invite anyone to come because I didn’t know what hors d'oeuvres they would like and I only have 3 chairs and I haven’t had a chance to dust since last May and I have a habit of not knowing what to say and I haven’t been feeling like myself and sometimes I laugh when I cry.

2  Sterling St  Brooklyn
–11 18

I’m not saying I want Roe to come down to a drinking contest, I’m just saying if it did I’d take RBG over Kavanaugh any day of the week #beachweekralphclub

C  Spring St  Manhattan
–09 18

Whenever I hear someone say You can’t make this shit up the first thing I think isI definitely could have made that shit up. It wouldn’t have even been that hard.
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J  Bowery  Manhattan
–08 18

I've never been great at being on time. Or mincing garlic. Or knowing which way is north. But, for what it’s worth, I’ve always been above average at getting men to fall in love with me.

Omotesando Tokyo
–06 18

Miho’s on her way over. This is it. The third date. Dinner. Drinks. Giants game. I hope she likes baseball. Fuck. Should have asked if she likes baseball. Idiot. No turning back now.

Asakusa Tokyo
–06 18

Been eyeballing this shrimp recipe for days.

Ebisu Tokyo
–07 16

All things considered, pretty big fan of life.

Jiyugaoka Tokyo
–06 18

Discover Weekly really phoned it in this week.

Ginza Tokyo
–06 18

The Art of The Subtle Flex Vol. 2 now available everywhere books are sold.

Shimbashi Tokyo
–08 16

Finally starting to feel like I’m coming into my own.

Asakusa Tokyo
–06 18

I have 15 tattoos. One is Love and one kinda looks like an inside out butterfly and one is a dragon riding a kitten with low self-esteem.

Omotesando Tokyo
–10 16